Not Much About Me.

I was made in Liverpool but currently live in Jersey, Channel Islands. Disappointingly my childhood was fairly normal, free from abuse, alcoholic - and - or - drug addled parents, traumatic illnesses; and any other domestic catastrophe that would make for an excellent commercial story later in life. However minor details like that haven't stopped me. I'm always interesting on a Friday and sometimes on a Tuesday, and my capacity for gin has baffled the world of medical science since records began. And so, as they say, that is that…