Not Much About Me.

I was made in Liverpool but currently live in Jersey, Channel Islands. Disappointingly my childhood was fairly normal, free from abuse, alcoholic – and – or – drug addled parents, traumatic illnesses; and any other domestic catastrophe that would make for an excellent commercial story later in life. However minor details like that haven’t stopped me.

I’m always interesting on a Friday and sometimes on a Tuesday, and my capacity for gin has baffled the world of medical science since records began.

And so, as they say, that is that…